Tips
If you're bored:
- Eat a cupcake
- Run in your backyard
- If you don't have a backyard, BUILD ONE.
- Buy a soccer ball
- Kick a soccer ball
- Shampoo a squirrel
- Most importantly, READ (not really)
If you're hating on Spongebob:
- Turn yourself into the cops because YOU Sir/ Ma'm have just committed a crime
- Join Jessie's club (you are not alone)
- Print a picture of Spongebob and take all your weird anger out on it (:
If your cousin's siblings are beating you up with a Hello Kitty umbrella ( Believe ME. its happened before to Jessie):
- Run to the bathroom and sit on the toilet
- Smack their faces with barbie dolls
- MAGICALLY escape screaming IM FREEEE
- Use duct tape. (it always works)
- Pretend you are dead, then when they leave to call someone, do the 3rd option
So, we hope these tips will help you someday if you ever actually face these problems.. SO GOOD LUCK
xoxo,
Catherine and Jessie